Yunel Escobar stalks pre-teen girls

17 04 2008

Yunel Escobar is officially on my “hit” list. It’s not like the guy is Mark McGwire or Barry Bonds but in the 5th inning of tonight’s game vs. the Marlins he hit a home run off Mark Hendrikson and proceded to: flip the bat, pose, and then point into the Marlins dugout. I hope Chipper puts this jerk in his place and if he doesn’t, I am sure one of my Marlins will do it.

Andrew, if you ever visited the site on the back of the Heavenly Vixen card we gave you and you keep up with Wax Heaven…please plunk this guy in the ass on the first opportunity you get.


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15 responses

17 04 2008
Russ

I bet Andrew does more than just stalk pre-teen girls. Well of course he’s like 14 so that might be legal.

17 04 2008
dayf

Yeah, he hit a homer and THREE double plays. And the Braves lost by one *again*.😡

Don’t sic Chris Hansen on people until you actually lose a game.

17 04 2008
Jon

I liked the first title better haha.

21 04 2008
mary

Im sorry to give u the news,but he didnt poit the dugout,he pointed his father that was on the game and was just above the marlins dugout.

20 05 2008
Anonymous

he flips the bat every time he hits the ball, when the Marlins get good enough to really flip the bat and mean it we’ll let you know.

20 05 2008
Mario A.

Anonymous, thanks for the comment. At the time of the flip it was my first time seeing him and the announcers made a huge fuss about it so I assumed it was a one-time thing. As it turns out, it wasn’t.

…but we are better than you guys so far.

21 05 2008
Christian Schultz

Yunel is an awesome player. He is really dedicated to the game.
I’m just glad my dirty laundry isn’t published so someone in the cheap seats can sit around making judgements on me.

27 05 2008
alejandro

he always flips his bat and he was pointing at his father who was sitting in top of the marlins dugout.

23 07 2008
bravesfan

he fips his bat everytime he hits the ball last year he stole a base while a guy was pulling his socks up so his smarter than that. why would chipper put him in his place?? this guy should worry about his marlins trading away every good player they ever get

11 10 2008
whitnie

hey leave my home boy alone and yes he was pointing at his father. and so what if he flips his bat its not against the rules,you are all just jealous of him.
he is not stalking her cuz he would stalk somebody pretty IF HE WAS STALKING HER !!!

BUT YEA THATS ALL I WANTED TO SAY
KEEP IT REAL

♥Whitnie♥

1 05 2009
Anonymous

The Marlins may be in first place but right now the Braves are playing better. The Marlins are 1-8 in there last 9 games and the Braves are 6-3 so dont talk about how the Marlins are better and Yunel is better then anyone Florida’s got so dont talk crap about someone who is better then you and everyone you like

22 05 2009
lindsay

yunel escobar is the best player on the braves, and he looks great!🙂

5 08 2009
Hollywood

This guy is an idiot!! Yunel is a great player, and a key part of the Braves lineup. Why would Chipper need to do anything. So what if he flips his bat, I even do that when I bat. I think who ever writes this crap should shut their big fat stupid mouth up. Yunel is great so who ever writes this junk should be fired.

19 12 2009
jrussell

yunel is one of the best young short stops in the game. that picture looks more like a good player having a good day and also has a sense of humor. i don’t think i’ve seen an article from this site with a legit sense of humor yet. its just mudslinging

19 12 2009
Nick

The Marlins announcers are horrible homers.

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