In 4 hours, the world as we know it will cease to exist. The seas will turn red with blood, the skies will unleash a never-ending rain, and the entire population will be lost, all because of this eBay auction. So thanks to “Mckunkle” and to the 100+ sheeps known around the world as “sports fans” for taking from me my faith in humanity.
If you need me, I’ll be on my recliner playing Grand Theft Auto 4 and eating my Jose Canseco ’40-40′ bars, waiting for the end of the world. If you have an Andrew Miller Superfractor lying around, just go ahead and send it my way. It’s not like you will be needing it anymore.