Logan, every great baseball player has a nickname. Seeing as you will one day take over Mike Jacob’s duties with the Florida Marlins I am taking the responsibility of giving you an original one (no, L-Rod for you!).
You can thank me when you are doing TV commercials and driving around in a Bentley. All I ask for is a photo with the Infamous Tatiana and an autograph for my collection. Sound good?
Mr. Morrison, I now dub thee…..
“HULK LOGAN”
Got any Logan cards for trade?
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Your Delta Tau Chi name is Pinto.
Why Pinto?
BUUUUURP Why not?