Okay, this story is a little scary. It seems that the other guy with a funny name, Milton Bradley, is not all quite there and wanted a piece of one of the Royals’ announcers after he heard one of them go on a rant about Milton for “5 minutes” straight. Shoot, he didn’t have to go that far out of his way. How many people even watch a Rangers vs. Royals game? 6, maybe 7 thousand?
*looks at attendance numbers for Marlins game last night*
The point I am trying to make is that if one little comment heard by a handful of fans can make one player that upset it makes him do a Rocky-style dash up to the announcing booth, what’s to keep Madison Bumgarner (and his angry father) from jumping over the 2 security guards at Dolphin Stadium, pushing through the 12 fans who arrive before a game, punching Tatiana in the face and raping Mario Alejandro? It could happen…
In all seriousness, Madison is making quite a name for himself in the minors and rumors are flying that he might be on the Giants roster by the end of the season. Thankfully, the Marlins don’t play the Giants at home again until 2009 which gives me plenty of time to bulk up and grow about a foot.
If anyone is curious, this is what started everything.
Look, no “Oh-Face”