Man, you go out and support your favorite player every weekend, force your wife into making a sign to get his attention, blog about him every other day, spend hundreds of dollars on eBay buying his baseball cards, and for some reason that equates to having a man crush on Andrew Miller? NEVER! Okay, maybe a little.
C’mon, don’t lie and act like you’ve never had one. I know for a fact that David has one for a guy named Chipper but what about the rest of you? Which athlete or entertainer would you sell out your wife/girlfriend and/or sick grandmother to shoot some hoops with?
Oh, and if anyone hasn’t seen the legendary Seinfeld episode where he goes “ga-ga” over former Mets great, Keith Hernandez, here is a proper definition.