(cue Rocky theme)
I, Mario Alejandro, put my name in the hat of competitors to fight Jose Canseco. That’s right, folks, Canseco’s next venture is in the squared ring and he is looking for fresh meat volunteers. The requirement? As far as I can tell, you just have to weigh 200 lbs. Let it be known, I want to fight Jose Canseco. Can you imagine how much publicity this could get, especially when the photo of me knocked out on the canvas is shown all over the Internet and I have Waxheaven.com painted on my man-boobs chest?
Seriously, this is a huge opportunity and besides, I am sure there will be sponsors giving out awards/money or some reward for getting “K.T.F.O” by a former M.V.P. Sign me up! I just hope this report of Jose hanging out with Mike Tyson is just a rumor. To anyone in the media who is reading this, find a way to get this deal done. I am dead serious about fighting Jose.
If you want to see a preview of the fight, click here for an old school video.