The “Slump Buster”

19 03 2008

There was an urban myth back in the 90’s about Mark Grace. The legend went that whenever Cubs First Baseman Mark Grace would go into a hitting slump he would find the ugliest baseball groupie and have sex with her. After the dirty deed, Mark would go back to playing great ball again. Thankfully, Jose Canseco cleared things up a bit by saying in his book that a “Slump Buster” is, “the fattest, gnarliest chick you can uncover, & you lay the wood to her.” Thanks, Jose. Now we know and knowing is half the battle.

Well, someone finally went and released the first-ever Slump Buster product, an energy drink to be exact. Originally, the news item was tied to Boston First Baseman Kevin Youkilis which I found extremely ironic since he is probably considered every single female’s “Slump Buster”. Anyways, as it turns out, Kevin is just helping with the marketing and the real creators are hard at work trying to get this product in store shelves everywhere.

You can check out their Official MySpace HERE.




6 responses

19 03 2008

That’s hilarious… I remember Grace talking about the slump buster on Jim Rome one time. That whole interview was funny as hell.

19 03 2008

ah Canseco, the oracle.

20 03 2008

Funny stuff… though I wonder what some woman who Grace scored with back in the day is thinking when she hears about this

20 03 2008

Who cares!!!!!

21 03 2008

Scroll down the page and you can see Youk’s chick. The first picture looks like he’s gone trolling after an 0-4, but there are pics on later pages that look a lot better. This is a thread about hot baseball wives. You could theoretically spend a while looking here if so inclined.

29 04 2009
Don't worry

Hit it and quit it. Fat, hott, ugly. Don’t matter Just do it. Slump bust is the ugliest + fattest chick in the bar. Then hope for .300 AVG.

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