Hunter Pence is a funny drunk?

This week, 24-year old future slugger and Houston Astros outfielder, Hunter Pence, walked through a sliding glass door in his home, possibly while naked. Details are sketchy but Hunter will end up missing a week of action due to cuts he recieved.

Last season Pence was third in the Rookie of the Year voting when he hit 17 home runs, drove in 69, and stole 11 bases while hitting for .322 in just 108 games. If he can keep away from sliding glass doors for the next 6-8 months, you might see Hunter end the year with 30-40 home runs and a .310 average. I am regretting trading his ’07 Bowman Chrome autograph now!

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8 comments

  1. Between Guitar Hero injuries, carzy ex-wives, and sliding glass doors baseball players have it rough.

  2. I remember when Glenalen Hill missed games with the Toronto Blue Jays because he had a nightmare about spiders crawling on him and when trying to get away from them and get them off of him he messed up his arms-in the real world—weird.

  3. One question Mario
    How do you walk through a glass door and not be drunk or stoned out of your mind?
    Can someone please explain this one to me?

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