Wow, do we really need 12 Presidential cards in one set? By the time these cards are released there will only be 2 candidates and a bunch of guys without a job. Sad to say, but before my days as a family man I was once addicted to MSNBC & Fox News’ 2004 Election coverage. I am still not Republican or Democrat and unfortunately, have not had enough time to properly research these candidates so instead I will just make uneducated, uninformed comments on each one. Enjoy!

I don’t know anything about Bill except that he comes from a Hispanic background, I believe. The one thing I do know is that Topps must hate this man a lot otherwise they may have used a nicer photograph of the guy, you know, one where he doesn’t look like a 50 year-old raging pedophile.

Ice T., of Law & Order SVU had about as much chance of being elected as Fred Thompson did. One thing is sure, both Ice T. & Fred T. have hot wives. You go, Freddy!

I have no idea who the heck this guy is but he looks a lot like the evil Senator from the first X-Men movie. You know, the one that hated the mutants.

Don’t know much about Ron Paul except that a lot of Internet geeks and loose, Hippy chicks love the guy. Hmm, sounds eerily similar to this guy.

Poor Dennis. He might actually be taken serious if it weren’t for his size. The sad thing is that everyone from CNN to The Daily Show will remind you on a regular basis that he is just a little shorten than this guy.

Talk about losing momentum. This guy could have ran for God in late 2001 and been elected, now he has dropped out of the race and endorsed McCain. Oh Rudy, if only you didn’t have mistresses and Mafia ties. Hey, maybe your best friend can get you a job?

Mike…..good luck? I don’t know who you are but this pretty much guarantees you are not going to get elected anytime soon.

For some reason, John is considered too rich to be well-liked. It’s a shame because he might have made a great President. He would have been the first Metro-President, ever!

I am a dog-lover so this guy sickens me. Although he does get a few extra points if he marries 4-5 ladies. Isn’t that what all Mormons do?

Wow, nice card although I haven’t quite fallen head over heels for this guy yet. He is making it interesting, though. Can’t hate the player or the game.

I won’t lie. I like this guy. He is a War Hero and a frequent guest on The Daily Show. Can he pull an upset? I think at this point he is actually a favorite among Republicans. That’s shocking, considering a lot of Republicans hate him for going against G.W Bush many times.

Hey, if she can do as great of a job running the country as she did with her marriage……oh wait, never mind. I just hope that if she wins that she doesn’t stick a cigar up Bill Clinton’s “youknowwhat” as revenge. That would make for a great YouTube video…

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