Imagine being 23-years old and getting paid millions to play a game. Now, imagine being great at what you do and becoming a full-fledged star, waking up to a half-nude Halle Berry every morning. That was the life of David Justice in the 90’s. Of course, nothing lasts forever and the team you helped put on the map dumps you to Cleveland. From there, traded to the Yankees, and finally to the team Jose Canseco put on the man, the Oakland A’s. Your next stop is retirement and divorce court. How did you fuck it up, David?
During the Mitchell Press conference, David’s name was one of the many mentioned. Ironically, Justice’s numbers don’t quite age well in the Steroid-era. He hit 30+ home runs, and 100+ RBI just three times and batted .300 or better in three different seasons of a 14 year career. That didn’t stop his name from being mentioned, an accusation he vehemently denies. Until it is proven otherwise, he will be added to the Wax Heaven Blacklist.