Someone must of fooled him into thinking that container of cream was Steroids when in reality it was nothing more than some Mary Kay face cream. Either way, the poor man’s BJ Surhoff used it throughout his career and came out of the closet about it this week. If it weren’t for the fact that we are in the middle of Winter and have no baseball to talk about this wouldn’t even be news-worthy on a baseball card blog, let alone ESPN. In David’s best season he hit 21 home runs and a few years later he would miraculously break 100+ RBI in one season but that was about it in a career that spanned 15 years and 6 teams.
Oh well, every man needs his 15-minutes of Steroid infamy but I don’t think he is even worth of the Wax Heaven Blacklist but it has to be done. I only hope we get a better name on the Mitchell report. I don’t think I could do another one of these of someone like David.