Josh Hamilton is a straight-up thug. The last thing I would like to do is upset a 6 foot 4 inch former felon with 26 tattoos and a size 19 shoe.
Mr. Hamilton is baseball’s version of Britney Spears. According to the ever reliable Wikipedia, Josh has been in rehab a total of 8 times since 2003 and has attempted suicide 3 times. How do you fail 3 times, anyways?
That being said, the design team and/or photographers responsible for 2007 Bowman Heritage are going to have to answer to the wrath of the “Hammer” for the horrible card they released this season of the Cincinatti slugger.
It looks as if the photographer walked in on Josh as he was pounding the living hell out of Ken Griffey Jr. for bragging about his 500 home runs just one too many times. Look at the shock on Josh’s face when he spots the camera. The one leg that is higher than the other is resting on Griffey Jr.’s grotesquely swollen jaw.
Bowman Heritage, you guys are in deep, deep, well, you know what.