Mr. Perez, let me start by admitting that I cannot even draw the most basic of stick figures. You are well-known for not only being the official artist of the Major League Baseball Hall of Fame, but also for your work with baseball cards. I must say that I have always been jealous of artist for one reason. The most famous photographer on the planet could take an amazing photo and with a good camera and some patience I could take one just as good, if not better. I can’t do the same for a beautiful painting.

That being said, Mr. Perez…your work in 2007 Allen & Ginter was dog shit, pardon my language. Did you recently get hit in the head by a baseball and lose part of your vision cause I am almost certain that what you painted and called Carlos Lee is not an actual human being. As far as I am concerned, you mistakenly drew a picture of the fabled Chupacabra.

Well, you are an artist and like all artists you have bad days. I am sure you will make up for it in your next product.

Thanks for your time,

-Wax Heaven