If someone were to put a gun to my head and told me I’d have to sleep with Tori Spelling or Jackie Chan… I’d be learning to speak Chinese for the after-sex conversation between me and Mr. Chan.
The two cards below come from 2009 Donruss Americana. While Donruss/Panini want nothing to do with the Card Blogosphere, I thought readers would like to know that Americana will go live this Wednesday at $25 dollars per pack.
You can see many more images of Americana HERE.
As always, the image below will take you to a full-size scan once you click on it. If you need even more proof that Tori Spelling might not be human, check out this terribly bad (in a good way) music video she shot with her husband.
谢谢是柔和的, Jackie Chan
(you don’t want to know what that means)
“Love, Jackie Chan”… ha ha, that signature is great. And Spelling looks like a horse.
$25 dollars a pack for one auto or relic from someone that will be either a lister or a good chance a a b-c lister. Americana is a product that should be old school cuts, and or hard old school relics. Any one in hollywood today not even worth the card it’s printed. These packs are way over priced.
“You know How I know your gay?….”
40 Year Old Virgin Quote that Never gets old!
“You know how I know your gay? ‘Cause you like Asia” Chris F.
I love that quote also.
25 per pack? Wasn’t it like $2 last year? Hmm… way to much for a pack of celebrities. Yeah, pulling a Jonah Hill card really pumps me up. Look at it this way, a baseball hit pack at my card store is 18 dollars. A hockey hit pack is 13 bucks. A football is about 16 and a b-ball is about 14. Why in the he** would i pay for a stupid celebrity pack.
You know what I think they should do, start making music brand cards. I think that would be great to pull a Billy Joe Armstrong Green Day card or a Dave Matthews autographed card. Now that would be a product I would buy! You could call it, “Guitar greats” or “Music Monsters”. But this? C’MON! Celebrities? All they ever do is remake movies!
Ever notice how stupid movies are now in days? Now would you want to pull an Adam Sandler film-used Billy Madison plaid shirt? I don’t think I would wanna. I think these are acceptable when they add these in baseball products or basketball etc…
Oh well, I guess this is better than wrestling.
Shoot over to The Mojo Hand for Mario’s official coming out contest. I will be handing out a George Michael cut signature to the lucky winner.
The Mojo Hand
Just kidding Mario. However this may be the gayest post I have ever commented on.
Tori Spelling is, technically, more of a man than Jackie Chan. But Jackie Chan could break your junk with some gay-fu.
I’ll stick with the vagina, thanks.
Mario – Have you been reading the Hobby Hook-up with Leah or something?