Well, unless your name is Jessica Alba (or Biel) or you look something like this, there’s no chance in hell. Now, if you have a child between the ages of 7-14 and you can’t afford $4,500 there is also no chance you will ever meet the Yankees shortstop BUT if you are willing to drop that kind of cash then boy are you in luck!
There is a spot for the Derek Jeter Fantasy Baseball Clinic (with only 99 other kids) that can be had for the low price of $4,500 for the first bid. Hurry, there is still three days left. You even get your photo taken with other Yankees players (Jim Leyritz & Kevin Maas, maybe?).
All in all, not a bad way to show your kids just how much you love them. Just don’t be upset when Jeter starts eying your 13-year old daughter. Anything goes when “Mr. Captain” knocks back a few.
How old did you say your daughter was?
Trust me, the price is worth it. My handicapped little brother went to the clinic and came back as a starting shortstop for his little league team. He said Jeter cured his spinal chord injury while delivering a baby and boning a hot mom at the same time. Talk about clutch!
A-Rod was at the same clinic teaching kids how to be the best baseball player ever by hitting for power, average, fielding well and OPSing a billion (totally not-clutch), and had only one student under his tutiledge. Watch out for that kid, he will be the most non-clutch kid in his little league.
Gellman!That is so funny! But seriously, is their a Jeter Clinic?