I hate the All-Star Game

9 07 2008

I know the winner gets home field advantage in the World Series but in reality it’s just another chance for Major League Baseball to sell us more overpriced garbage we don’t need. I might watch the Home Run Derby but only to catch Dan Uggla crush the puny competition.

Now, check out this video for the 1992 All-Star Game made not too long ago. Apparently these guys are popular on the Internet, especially YouTube. To me, this is perhaps the worst thing I have ever seen.

A message to the guys at Good Neighbor Stuff, you guys are a cheap Ben Stiller Show rip-off and you know where that junk ended up, right? The bargain bin at Best Buy.


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9 responses

9 07 2008
albuqwirke

You are right- the All-Star break sucks! It is like winter in the middle of summer.

9 07 2008
The Infamous Tatiana

Wow… and people are worried about marijuana killing brain cells?

9 07 2008
fakehorsemuffins

i love the all star game and im glad i get to buy some of the overpriced junk this year!! UGGLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone eles notice Mario Lopez come out of Canseco’s chest..

9 07 2008
MetsManiacinNH

Was that Boggs has frogs on his face a slap at Margo Adams?

/Hope that reference doesn’t date me

9 07 2008
whitesoxcards

Ewww, that video makes me feel dirty.

9 07 2008
madding

Note to self: resume personal policy of never clicking on youtube links no matter where you see them.

9 07 2008
Paul/DDoubleplay Sports

Them crazy 80s LMFAO!!!!!

9 07 2008
Gellman

You know what the problem is with this? Kirby didnt shoot lasers out of his eyes! He could fly. Laser guy was Cal Ripken.

16 07 2008
Fucking jesus

Yo, Dan Uggla is easily THE worst baseball player there is today in the baseball world. He has 3/4 of the national league errors he made a shitty play trying to throw someone out at second when he caught it he paused like he got caught jacking off…(which probably happens quite often because even girls know he sucks at baseball) He couldnt even win the homerun derby cuz hes a fuck up. This guy has to be retarted… oh while im sitting here watching hte game hes is 0-4 (3 Strikeouts) Now, correct me if im wrong but arent you supposed to be good to get into either of those events? After this game he should go back to his hotel room and have some phone sex with his mentally retarted sister.

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