I think everyone knows that for the most part, comments at Wax Heaven remain uncensored. Occasionally some don’t make it through when the person is adding nothing to the conversation or is simply a moron. I have no problem admitting when I am wrong or showing critisism that comes my way. I am in no way perfect and certainly don’t know everything.
Lately, I have been getting lots of Google Searches (WordPress tracks all of it) for “Zack Hample”. I have done two, maybe three posts on the subject matter and all of the sudden his “fans” have come up to stick up for the man who loves balls. The thing is, I get one or two per day and they follow the same pattern each time.
1. Stick up for Zack
2. Show how Zack doesn’t steal balls
3. Use every curse word known to man
The funny thing is that all these comments are being traced back to the same I.P Address each time so unless it’s a bunch of “fans” living in the same house taking turns on the computer, it’s really just one person. I wonder who on Earth would be so worried about Zack’s reputation for stealing baseballs from kids 1/3 his age?
Oh well, I’m sure it’s just a coincidence.
Zack Hample
Looks like he got slapped by chewbacca.
What did the five fingers say to the face?
“YEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG!”
Thanks Chewy.
He makes michael jackson seem normal
its his mother sticking up for him, and maybe even him sticking up for him self in 3rd person..they live in the same house you know!!
I was reading over some of the stuff on his website, and actually, he makes Michael Jackson seem like a man worthy of my friendship and admiration.
He loves balls.
Case closed
I’m a Zack Hample fan or at least interested in his quest for baseballs. Hopefully that doesn’t get me blacklisted.
Not at all, Laurens. Besides, I know it’s not you leaving those comments.
no fans of his allowed GET OUT of the heaven!!
LOL
J/K
Would you believe I actually never knew about this guy, until reading about him on WH? Now I actually read his blog from time to time. I can’t believe all the stuff this guy goes thru just to get a baseball. I really want him to go to a game and not get a ball. He may just go crazy!
My favorite is that he is sponsored by MLBlogs and yet he constantly admits to avoiding security at the parks, not watching the games he goes to, and really being just a complete fucking weirdo.
It’s official. Zack Hample has never seen p*ssy.
Do you think he washes his balls?
Do you think he holds on to his balls while he sleeps?
Do you think his girlfriend knocks his balls around?
I could go on.
Agree’s with The Infamous Tatiana !!!!!!
Grant you really think this guy has a girlfriend?
He does have a girlfriend